When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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