are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
