party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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