I wannas sexs uuuuu
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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