she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
