i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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