This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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