I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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