Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think I just shit out all my problems.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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