last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
