Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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