He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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