And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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