I don't remember. Are we still dating?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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