i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
whose parrot is this?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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