I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i just google imaged poop.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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