**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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