Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize