I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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