okay pat passed out under dana's car
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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