She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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