My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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