he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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