he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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