okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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