Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're so nebulous sometimes
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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