Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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