And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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