Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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