About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I could make wine with my vomit
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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