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(661): View more from California

Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC

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Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

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(636): View more from Missouri

My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.

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(913): View more from Kansas

"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.

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(954): View more from Florida

I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.

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(425): View more from Washington

Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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(801): View more from Utah

We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party

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(315): View more from New York

So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"

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(386): View more from Florida

I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed

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