Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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