There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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