your thong is hanging out like whoa
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I can tuck mytits in my pants
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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