That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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