Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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