we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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