you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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