We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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