Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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