I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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