It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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