Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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