um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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