Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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