no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
This is my gift to your gina
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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