thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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