i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I want her autograph on my taint
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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