I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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