I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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