i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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