David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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