I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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