Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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