theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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