And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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